Robinhood: "Sorry about the withdrawal time, it's only taking long because it's the first time you were withdrawing. We're going to give you a private concierge from now on." One month later: @vladtenev @RobinhoodApp: "Oh you're trying to withdraw again? Sorry, that'll take three days excluding the weekends, many failed transfers without explaining why, and five teams to confirm. Did I tell you we're creating a blockchain?"