Professional Sleeper #745338

Salutations. My name is Professional Sleeper. I'm a Professional Sleeper, and it pays the bills. My parents always wanted me to be a Manicurist, though. I've been trying to model my life after Mufasa, but most of the time all I can think about is crispy chicken skin. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!